Average US wedding: $29,000. San Francisco City Hall Wedding: $172

Brock and Bethany are young. Like, hiring-a-photographer-at-all-is-a-stretch young. And yet, they were as classy and elegant as a Hollywood couple, which was accentuated by the epic background of San Francisco City Hall. Which, by the way, only costs $172 to get married in. For the license and ceremony, not the photographer. I’m a little pricier. Come to think of it, I was the most expensive thing there…